ERGONOMICALLY CORRECT OFFICE FURNITURE TO HAVE SEX ON.

In this economic climate it is mighty hard to achieve true success in the business world. I’m not talking ‘bout the 6 figure Wall Streeters that share a secretary and have an office near the kitchen. I’m referring to the owners of these firms with the 7-ish figure salaries. The ones with the corner offices with fully stocked wet bars and marble encased bathrooms. The current titans of industry. Now if it was 1997 (dot com time) you’d be dealing with millionaires of ANY age. Today, I’d say the male biz heads have once again moved up to the silver hair age bracket. And if these masters of mercantilism want to have an indiscretion here and there at work (after hours) who am I to judge? They’re smart. They know what they are getting into.

What they probably don’t know is that even though they get that rush of adrenaline taking a secretary or 1^st yr. law associate right on the desk, later it will do a number on their 48-54 yr. old backs. HOWEVER, this is a problem that can easily be rectified if they furnish the office with the following ergonomically sound furniture.

OFFICE DELUXE ERGONOMIC LEATHER CHAIR ($309 @ Target)
Upholstered in fine Italian Leather
Designed with a high backseat to prevent accidental slippage
Extra thick cushions provide dual comfort and support
2 way (his and her) adjustable armrests
Imported

RTA OFFICE LINE 48” DESK– ROSEWOOD ($260 @ Amazon)
Tempered glass top offering a cool sensation to naked bottoms & backs
No raised edges to dig into spines
Solid wood frame with 1'' steel cross bars to handle a variety of weights
Easy to ensemble

JAPANESE 41” WINE / LIQUOR CABINET ($1995 @ Amazon)
Sturdy construction easily supports leaning encounters
Made from rich Grain Kiln dried Elm (does not stain easily)
Hand-rubbed matte finish (prevents chafing)
Designed to store all types of spirits and aphrodisiacs