In his heyday Charlton Heston was one cool cat. Yes, later he became a gun-toting, NRA lobbyist. But still, you can’t overlook the talent this man had, as well as the chest hair. Truth be told, I was always slightly envious of how well dispersed his hairs were compared to mine. To me, nothing says macho Jew more than a חַי gold chain resting on a thick nest of glorious chest hairs. Neither of which I could pull off.
Here are my 3 personal picks for best Chuck chest hair moments.