In his heyday Charlton Heston was one cool cat. Yes, later he became a gun-toting, NRA lobbyist. But still, you can’t overlook the talent this man had, as well as the chest hair. Truth be told, I was always slightly envious of how well dispersed his hairs were compared to mine. To me, nothing says macho Jew more than a חַי gold chain resting on a thick nest of glorious chest hairs. Neither of which I could pull off.
Here are my 3 personal picks for best Chuck chest hair moments.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956) / Role: Moses
PLANET OF THE APES (1968) / George Taylor
Check out Charlton’s chest hair in action…
That's not a loincloth in the Planet of the Apes picture.... It's just a continuation of his chest hair....
ReplyDeleteFirst you're fretting and fussing over that hairy wench Hello Kitty, and now this. What is it with you and the furry ones, Jesse?
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