MOST COMMON TYPES OF FREUDIAN SLIPS.

Leave it to “mommy 'n penis obsessed” Sigmund to come up with this doozy. Wiki defines a Freudian Slip as a mistake in speech or action in which a person supposedly shows his or her true subconscious desires. Freud had first mentioned this erotic error in speech in his 1901 book The Psychopathology of Everyday Life.

Cited in his book as well as the New England Journal of Medicine are different categories in which these Freudian Slips may occur. The most popular ones are as follows…

DURING LOVE MAKING.
Slip-up: Oh, oh, oh, MARGARET I love you so.
Reality: You are making sex with a woman named Joy Kaufman.

WHEN CONVERSING WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
Slip-up: I really think the BREAST (best) cause of action for our client is to…
Reality: You are speaking with a woman who as a rather large chest.

WHEN LYING TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
Slip-up: Last night? You know I was at work BEERheading (spear) the new pitch.
Reality: You cut out early to have a couple of brews with your co-workers.

WHEN LYING TO A FRIEND.
Slip-up: Wow you’re a real HOOKER (looker) in that top.
Reality: You think Cathy's outfit makes her look like a complete whore.

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