Thursday, June 10, 2010

FOR THE DAD WHO’S SERVING 10 TO LIFE


A carton of cigarettes – probably not the best Father's Day gift for dads walking the straight and narrow. Though if your pop is doing time behind bars, 10 packs of cigs are equivalent to a one zillion dollar Amex gift card. Just think about how many shivs in the shower he can avoid. Or, how you can save daddy from being a white supremacist’s bitch. Trust me, a carton is way better than those jokey jailbird cakes with a candy nail file. And now you can even save a bundle when you get your gift at Azcigs.net. 6 cartons are only $116.40

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11 comments:

  1. Do they deliver?
    Maybe someone should start a "PayPal" system that uses smokes instead of cash. It would be a boon at the finest correctional institutions across the country...

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  2. Wow...now the inmates can order them direct online from the prison internet cafe...prison is not what it used to be...sigh

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  3. Is that serious what Chuck said. F'n hilarious!

    And that carton will save you more than shivs in the shower.

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  5. copyboy, you are a very bad influence. ha ha. great post, too funny. sadly this is something my MIL would love for mother's day. she smokes marlboro reds too. ouch!!

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  6. haha, have to remember that if i ever go to visit someone in jail

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  7. You can buy yourself a lot with 6 cartons of cigarettes in prison....

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  8. 6 cartons for 116.40? Great price!

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  9. You don't even want to know how much smokes cost in Canada.

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