TOP 5 T-SHIRTS THAT YOU’D ACTUALLY FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE FOR THE PERSON WEARING THE SHIRT.

I SLEPT ON A VIRGIN island.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, No problem

Dude, Where's My Bar?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.