Sunday, May 23, 2010

EBAY ODDBALL FIND: $17,000 HAMSTER COFFIN


Nope. Yours truly is not yankin' your chain. Now you can send your darling, precious [INSERT DEAD HAMSTER NAME HERE] off to the next life in true style with this one-of-kind coffin. Burial casket is made of fine sterling silver pottery. Inner coffin cover features a Picasso-esque hamster rendering, adorned with 5 large Swarovski Crystals. Outer cover is decorated with a "ceremonial mask for the dead" complete with Sterling silver tears. This memorial masterpiece has been featured on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. And you can buy it right now for only $17,950.00. Includes bowl of sunflower seeds. Click here to order.

FYI…casket can also accommodate a recently departed mouse. 





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7 comments:

  1. If a shoe box was good enough for Commandant Bunby IV, it's good enough for Colonel Lumpkin I.

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  2. What I find most shocking about this is that, despite all the advertising, no hamster has stepped up to make the purchase for their deceased brethren. Petty rodents!

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  3. Whoever buys this I want to punch them in the face.

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  4. Never bury a pet that's small enough to flush.

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  5. Does it come stuffed with $16,990?

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