Wednesday, May 19, 2010

HOW TO MAKE FAKE WEED.



Not sure what usage you’d get out of this knowledge, but then again you could say that about 99% of my posts.

Step 1. Go to the spice section at your local supermarket.

Step 2. Grab a bottle of dried, chopped oregano.

Step 3. Pick up a bag of bird seed.

Step 4. Next look for leaves around your house.

Step 5. Store collected leaves in a warm place until fully dried.

Step 6. Crumble all the ingredients in your hand 'til it forms a solid shape.

Step 7. Place contents in a plastic bag.

Here’s what the final result should look like…


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11 comments:

  1. this wouldda come in handy in high school

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  2. you so don't seem like the type to smoke up. just saying.

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  3. Thanks. That is indeed useful if I ever need to... Yeah no, you're right, I'm stumped.

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  4. Thanks Jesse, I'll keep this in mind for when I want to play a prank on my local police. I'll let you know how it went when I get of jail...

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  5. Me too! Why on earth would you want to pretend to have weed?

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  6. The picture looks more real than what I got doing this...seems like a little bait and switch.

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  7. That looks really realistic but what is the output of the final smoked product?

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  8. Wait.... That's not real? Not that I would know.... *Whistling while looking at the sky*

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  9. have you tried selling it? I'll bet your customers either weren't too impressed or those PotHeads were none the wiser.

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  10. you guys are fucking stupid.
    This is a troll blog post.

    The bellow picture is actual weed.

    the instructions given would look nothing like the real deal.

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