As I get older I’m finding my post shake and pee accuracy are a wee bit off. Now I don’t really care if I piss all over my leg at home, but at work – that’s a problem. How can I be the #1 go to guy at the office if I can’t handle going #1. In case you find yourself in a similar situation here’s a quick solve.
Step 1. After you piss yourself check to see if you are all alone.
Step 2. Now assess the dribble.
Step 3. If it’s small and high up, simply untuck your shirt to cover the stain.
Step 4. If it’s bad go immediately to the sink.
Step 5. Splash water all around the stain and on your shirt too.
Step 6. Walk out of the bathroom and angrily say this to coworkers …
"UGH! SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY FIX THE SINK IN THAT BATHROOM! I’M SOAKED!"
Step 7. Before people can question the situation run into your office and shut the door.
Step 8. Celebrate a job well done.