Saturday, May 22, 2010

HEY RED STATES! THANKS FOR KEEPING ME IN THE DARK ABOUT THE NASCAR DRINKING GAME.


What’s a matter? You guys can’t pick up a phone to tell me that NASCAR season started. Thought we were friends. Oh and thanks for clueing me in about that NASCAR drinking game. I had to google it. Fine! Be that way! Just don’t expect a holiday card from me. And to all other blue staters that feel left out too, here is the game (courtesy of Jason Woods) …





What you need:
- Generous amount of beer
- TV
- Friends
- NASCAR event

NASCAR drinking game rules:
Every one chooses a car. Whichever car wins, the losers have to drink the same number of the sips as the driver’s number. Everyone also needs to drink every time these words are mentioned…Aero push, tire(s), fuel, pit, tight, loose, lap(s), track, turn, car(s), car company name ( ford chevy etc. ), the name of any track.

Also take a sip if the following occurs…
- there is is a yellow flag
- there is a wreck (drink a sip for every car involved)
- a car’s tire bursts.

GAME TIP: To raise the game stakes increase the number of sips for any of the above tasks.


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8 comments:

  1. Ha! Everyone I know that watches nascar, is already drinking plenty, without the extra incentive.

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  2. The folks from the heartland didn't think you were NEAR cool enough to be let in on this secret!!

    We keep this to our damn selves!

    Ms. Anthropy is waaaay right by the way... We're already lit the fuck up. We need no drinking game!

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  3. Nascar is so effin lame, dude. I even bought a shirt that says BORING in the Nascar logo. I wore it to our local bar one day when they were hosting a Nascar racing night.

    http://www.loopsandpluto.com/womens-28/womens-t-shirts-24/wordplay-69/boring-nascar-womens-t-shirt-731.html

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  4. I mean really you should drink everytime someone turns left...

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  5. And you think everyone will still be conscious at the end of the race...those little sips kill ya!

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  6. I wouldn't last five minutes in this game. Can you say LIGHTWEIGHT? Yeah.

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  7. NASCAR has started? Did you know hockey's almost over? And baseball NEVER ENDS!

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