The wife bought me a deck of sex cards for Valentine’s day about two years ago. I think it’s still wrapped in plastic gathering dust somewhere. It’s not that I’m a sexual “sad sack”. Far from it. I just felt the cards didn’t grab my interest. Also kinda soured me to sex games in general. That is until I gotta load of these bitchin' choices at gaycondoms.com. Granted both games are more for guy on guy action, but I feel confident I could make ‘em work for me and the missus.
WILLY PLAY: A simple roll of the dice will tell your mate…
- what you want done to your penis (suck, nibble, stroke, etc)
- where on the penis* the action will take place.
*I’m pretty sure you can seamlessly sub in vagina for penis.
SEX! Game For Men: Think candyland with a different kind of candy. The site bills it as a game of fast-paced foreplay & sex-play. No batteries required.
Too funny. When I lived on 29th, the coolest gay shops were all along 8th Avenue. I scored some awesome cute items there like Paul Frank watches and Hello Kitty shower curtains :)
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The dice WILL totally work for chicks too, prude.
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Uh oh. Watch for gay porn spam now. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
ReplyDeleteI have just forced myself to read this post and now I must go shower...with really strong soap.
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I feel dirty...
ReplyDeleteWhat's foreplay? Ah ha! See what I did? Because I'm a guy.... See?
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