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Tongue rings TOTALLY don't do shit!
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I had mine done for 3 years, most of the time it got in the way. I took that shit out whenever I was going to uuuum, make out with my boyfriend!
Bambi
Ooooops wrong account... Its CB fucker.
ReplyDeleteCan't imagine piercing my tongue. I'm too much of a wuss. Besides, I'd lisp whenever I'd cuss...and then I wouldn't sound so tough.
ReplyDeleteI think all of that (piercings, tats for sexual pleasure) is overrated. Adam Carolla used to compare them to bumper stickers - At best, you notice them for a second and go, "Oh, that's neat." At worst, it completely ruins a nice car. I've never looked at a hot chick and thought, "Well she's good looking, but she would look better with a dragon on the side of her body."
ReplyDeleteI just think of all the schmegma that gets caught up in the ring area and feel like I may vom.
ReplyDeletegross.
ReplyDeletei'm with ally on this one.... germs.... and i could totally go into way worse stuff, but i'll just leave it at.... grosssss.....
and honestly if i saw anyone with a "Sex" tongue ring, i'd totally be turned off.... well even anyone with a tongue ring would turn me off....
My ex's loved my tongue ring. Not sure I would get all crazy with that fine one you pointed out above but hey. To each his own. LOL
ReplyDeleteI spontaneously and accidentally pierced my tongue on the corner of a glass coffee table. It did nothing for my love life…
ReplyDeleteAs if a regular tongue ring isn't suggestive enough....
ReplyDeleteWhen they have to spell it out for you....
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