Wednesday, May 26, 2010

CAN’T MISS, MONEY MAKING, PORN WEBSITE IDEA FOR YOU


Anyone who wants my stroke of brilliance is welcome to it. Truth be told I actually came up with this idea before the internet was even created – summer of 1992. Since then I’ve never seen it done. So if anyone in the blogosphere has the capital and the know-how, give me a holla. Now onto to my revolutionary, porno-riffic idea.

BEAR-SIC INSTINCT

Yeah, it is somewhat related to the steamy “Michael Douglas / Sharon Stone” thriller BASIC INSTINCT. However my version uses stuffed animals (teddy bears) in those erotic situations. For just $10.99 a month people would gain access to all kinds of plush animals doing unspeakable acts. Think erotic Muppets. That’s pretty much it.

PROs of BEAR-SIC INSTINCT:
- Low start up costs
- No actors /actresses
- No chance of being sued for offensive material
- No chance of anyone being underage


CONs:
None that I can think of off the top of my head.

If you need further incentive, here are some crude, yet accurate potential site visuals.





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10 comments:

  1. Haha, I do that kind of stuff. Generally to the embarrassment of those in the room. You should do a five minute video. It would be Youtube safe.

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  2. I think I am now slightly creeped out...entertained, but creeped out nonetheless.

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  3. Haha! Take another step up and making it all toys all the time! Barbie gets animalistic with teddy Bear, Ken hooks up with army men...

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  4. I quant in. I have some great ideas using ragedy Ann and kermit

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  5. I've got beanie babies coming out the wazoo. Ok, not REALLY coming out the wazoo.

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  7. ugh it's too early for me to write. another typo!
    third time's a charm!


    is this anything like that fetish involving people in furry costume? just kidding.

    your nails look like andrew's. biter?

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  9. I've got my credit card ready....

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  10. That's great. I love the realistic way the guy is completely clothed while the girl is totally nude.

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