IGNORE YOUR GOD AND EMBRACE BLACK MAGIC TO GAIN BLOG VIEWERS

I assume there’s not one blogger out there that would object to having a zillion viewers and followers. But the sad fact of the blogosphere is now there are just too many of us. Any inkling of an idea you might have has already been posted 10 times over. The only guaranteed method of growing viewership is through the proverbial diet & exercise (consistently posting and commenting on other blogs). I can tell you from first hand experience that most of those blog blasting services end with you being out 30 bucks. Honestly, there is not one e-gimmick that can net you 100s of viewers overnight. Though if you’re willing to turn your back on your God and all that it is good and holy for just a handful of minutes the high voodoo priests at SpellsandMagic.com might be able to fulfill your wish.

EASY BLACK MAGIC* BLOG VIEWER SPELL 

Supplies:

• 1 sheet of parchment paper
• 1 calligraphy (magickal) pen
• 1 white candle

Instructions:

Draw a pentagram in the middle of the parchment. Next draw a yin-yang symbol over the pentagram. Now write your wish (more blog viewers) on the top of the sheet. Then fold the sheet 2 to 3 times. Use the lit candle to burn it while you recite your wish out loud. Finally, collect the burnt paper remnants and scatter the ashes outside an open window. Done! Easy!

* This blog in no way endorses dark arts usage. We are in no way responsible for any less than stellar results including possible demonic possession and/or spontaneous secretions of a brown, urine like substance known as flaxia.