Oops, my bad. I meant a lifesize ZOMBIE HEAD. This mutilated masterpiece is an original sculpt from latex and polyfoam. Then hand painted with an attention to detail (see below) that rivals even Hollywood’s top creature creators. Comes complete with real zombie hair and teeth. Opening price is $59. Get a head (sorry) of the game and click here to start bidding now.
Tom!?
ReplyDeleteOh my GOD!!!
ReplyDeleteMust you? Really is that necessary???
UGH!
Bambi
Great! I can handle anything! Except zombies! Now if you don't mind I'm going to go hide in the attic with the spiders and cry like a baby. I swear if CB has a nightmare and crawls in bed with me tonight I'm going to strangle you! Nightmares make her wet the bed!
ReplyDeleteI need that. I could mount it on a stake and scare the nosy kids that love to peek through the fence, from the school next door.
ReplyDeleteI am SO glad I opened this up in the MORNING and not right before bedtime.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I could use that, though. I could put it on a stake in my front yard, with a sign attached, saying "This is what happens to people who let their dogs shit on my lawn"....just in case old witchie poo comes back with her shitter dog.
Hey Jesse! Have you seen Zombieland yet?
ReplyDeleteThat is way badass...need this for Halloween. Now if only I culd find $59 dammit!
ReplyDeleteOh wow that looks awesome! I wish I had some spare money. I would so buy it.
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