FREE SEXUAL ROLE-PLAYING SCRIPT

My main problem with role-play costumes are they don’t come with situational instructions. You’re supposed to put on the outfit and just magically know what to say. And you know you can't just say any ol’ thing. It’s got to be witty, laced with sexual innuendo. And I'm not even going to get into stage direction. 

FREE SOLUTION FOR YOU

As luck would have it I'm a professional writer. Yes, being a food copywriter counts (in my mind). So I took a stab at a sexual role-play script. Use it if you want or not. I won’t be offended. FYI…above naughty student costume available at Discreet Novelty.


Cast: 

- COLLEGE PROFESSOR

- SLUTTY CHICK DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET AN A

Suggestion: If you have the acting chops try playing the professor role with an English accent.

Set-up: Professor is sitting at the desk, slutty student enters the room

SCRIPT

Professor: Aah Candy. To what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?

Candy: (worried) Oh professor.

Professor: Please, call me Bill.

Candy: Oh professor Bill, I was wondering if you had graded our final papers yet.

Professor: I have indeed.

Candy: And?

Professor: I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you off hours, but I’m afraid you got a C minus.

Candy: C minus? But I needed at least a B plus to pass the course.

Professor: I realize that. But I didn’t think the work merited anything higher.

Candy: Oh professor, I can’t fail this class. If I do, I won’t be able to graduate. Isn’t there anything I can do? Extra credit? (starts to pout)

[Candy unbuttons her shirt to reveal her bra and leans in]

Professor: Ah, well yes, perhaps I know of one service you can perform. It will give us both the raise we need.

[Candy understands perfectly and starts to undo the professor’s pants]

Scene ends and the ecstasy begins.

P.S. Script will also work for same sex couples.