Saturday, May 29, 2010

FREE SEXUAL ROLE-PLAYING SCRIPT


My main problem with role-play costumes are they don’t come with situational instructions. You’re supposed to put on the outfit and just magically know what to say. And you know you can't just say any ol’ thing. It’s got to be witty, laced with sexual innuendo. And I'm not even going to get into stage direction. 

FREE SOLUTION FOR YOU
As luck would have it I'm a professional writer. Yes, being a food copywriter counts (in my mind). So I took a stab at a sexual role-play script. Use it if you want or not. I won’t be offended. FYI…above naughty student costume available at Discreet Novelty.


Cast: 

- COLLEGE PROFESSOR
- SLUTTY CHICK DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET AN A

Suggestion: If you have the acting chops try playing the professor role with an English accent.

Set-up: Professor is sitting at the desk, slutty student enters the room

SCRIPT

Professor: Aah Candy. To what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?

Candy: (worried) Oh professor.

Professor: Please, call me Bill.

Candy: Oh professor Bill, I was wondering if you had graded our final papers yet.

Professor: I have indeed.

Candy: And?

Professor: I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you off hours, but I’m afraid you got a C minus.

Candy: C minus? But I needed at least a B plus to pass the course.

Professor: I realize that. But I didn’t think the work merited anything higher.

Candy: Oh professor, I can’t fail this class. If I do, I won’t be able to graduate. Isn’t there anything I can do? Extra credit? (starts to pout)

[Candy unbuttons her shirt to reveal her bra and leans in]

Professor: Ah, well yes, perhaps I know of one service you can perform. It will give us both the raise we need.

[Candy understands perfectly and starts to undo the professor’s pants]

Scene ends and the ecstasy begins.


P.S. Script will also work for same sex couples.

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  6. It was good . . . but, I wanted more build up, more suspense!

    You have to make the professor work for it more, and the girl has to resist at first (although we all secretly know that she wants it so much, that dirty girl!). Also, there should be some crying involved at some point, maybe a fake appeal to morals by the girl (a good Catholic girl :D ).

    Don't forget that there needs to be some light spanking as well. I don't know why, but just for the hell of it.

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