Tuesday, October 6, 2009

ANGRY RETIREE OP-ED: ARCHIE CHOOSES BETTY? VERONICA? WHO GIVES A %$#%#$%!


by Barry S. (NWM Staff Writer)

What is wrong with the world? Does anyone really need to know if Archie marries Veronica or Betty or both? For those of you who need refreshing, Archie comic books featured the kids of Riverdale and their adventures. Archie was forever involved with rich kid Veronica Lodge and not-so-rich kid Betty Cooper. NOW the NY Times is reporting that Archie Comic Publications is about to have Archie marry either girl (or both), and this is creating "headlines around the world". Give me a break! Is this really newsworthy and does it really matter? It's interesting to note that in polls run to see which girl would make the best wife Betty comes in first, but Jughead is a write-in for third place. Oh well, that's the %$#%^$ up world for you.

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