Tuesday, May 11, 2010

FYI … RACCOON PENIS TOTALLY TRUMPS RABBIT’S FOOT.


The voodoo folks swear that the raccoon penis bone (aka Texas Toothpick) gives you the most luck for your buck. Most definitely it’ll serve you well for all kinds "Good Luck" black magic spells like…
  • Burying it in the yard to help attract a mate you desire.
  • Hiding it under the bed to up your love making skills
  • Wrapping it in a $20 bill to win big at the casino
  • And more!!!



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11 comments:

  1. You've got to be fucking kidding me!

    You need to put it up next to a ruler! I want to see how big the fucker is!

    Bambi

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  2. $4.00?! Next time I see one on the side of the road I finally have reason to use my new Swiss Army Knife.

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  3. You couldn't tell me this before I went to AC and lost? Thanks, buddy.

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  4. Bwaaaaaahahahahhahahhaahahhahahhaaaa shit that is what I needed, totally.
    Copyboy FTW

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  5. Then again it coould just be a stalk of celery.

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  6. I am going to order several and make a necklace.

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  7. I'd have to be a bit skeptical... doesn't seem like the raccoon had much luck. Heck, he's either dead or hurtin' a bunch.

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  8. I thought this was a shoe horn.

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  9. That's how I met my wife.... I have one of those, and she said 'Is that a raccoon penis in your pocket or are just happy to see me?' It WAS a raccoon penis! How did she know?

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