At least Tiger’s fem-fiasco wasn’t all in vein. Because of it a very useful phrase was pushed to the forefront of the all important American pop culture – SEXTING.
v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit – as defined by Urban Dictionary.
If you find yourself in a possible Sexting situation you might want to keep the following tips in mind. PLEASE NOTE: My advice is purely from a guy’s perspective. Ladies, you're on your own.
Ease into it: Start with some innocent flirty banter first before you get to the heavy stuff (similar to physical foreplay).
Know your partner: Sext about things you know will personally turn her on.
Let the moment build: If it’s starting to get hot ‘n’ heavy wait a bit before sexting right back, it’ll help add to her anticipation (absence makes the heart grow hotter).
Be impetuous: Heat up the e-moment by sexting about taking her right where she is (work, the library, whatever).
Don’t be obvious: Some women are kinda shy when it comes to dirty talk, so you might want to brush up on your sexual euphemisms.
NO IMAGES: Tempted as you might to snap a dirty pic of yourself, DON'T, unless you’re prepared to see it on Facebook, myspace, twitter, LinkedIN...
10 SEXUAL SEXTING ABBREVIATIONS:
TDTM – Talk dirty to me
TMIY – Take me I’m yours
FYEO – For your eyes only
BM – Bite me
4close – Foreplay close
DDG – Drop dead gorgeous
DFK – Deep French kissing
HB – Hot babe
Os – Orgasms
PS – Private Show
SEXTING EQUIPMENT:
A phone with good network power, a decent size screen and an easy-to-use keyboard are all you pretty much need. DON'T GIVE THE CAMERA A SECOND THOUGHT. If price is the only thing holding you back check out these unlocked models.
3G Data Capable, Bluetooth Enabled, Calendar, Color Screen, Global Ready, GPS, Internet Browser, Java Enabled, MP3 Player, PDA-PC Sync, Radio, SMS-Text Messaging, Speakerphone, Touch Screen
Nokia E71 White Silver (Unlocked / $155)
Calendar, Internet Browser, PDA-PC Sync, SMS-Text Messaging, Radio, QWERTY Keyboard, Speakerphone, GPS, Bluetooth Enabled
Nokia N810 Internet Tablet ($152.50)
Web browsing, Web Chatting(Text/Audio/Video), MP3's, and watching Videos as well as many other uses such as with its built in GPS Receiver
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