Monday, February 1, 2010

SEXTING FOR BEGINNERS.

At least Tiger’s fem-fiasco wasn’t all in vein. Because of it a very useful phrase was pushed to the forefront of the all important American pop culture – SEXTING.

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit – as defined by Urban Dictionary.

If you find yourself in a possible Sexting situation you might want to keep the following tips in mind. PLEASE NOTE: My advice is purely from a guy’s perspective. Ladies, you're on your own.


Ease into it: Start with some innocent flirty banter first before you get to the heavy stuff (similar to physical foreplay).

Know your partner: Sext about things you know will personally turn her on.

Let the moment build: If it’s starting to get hot ‘n’ heavy wait a bit before sexting right back, it’ll help add to her anticipation (absence makes the heart grow hotter).

Be impetuous: Heat up the e-moment by sexting about taking her right where she is (work, the library, whatever).

Don’t be obvious: Some women are kinda shy when it comes to dirty talk, so you might want to brush up on your sexual euphemisms.

NO IMAGES: Tempted as you might to snap a dirty pic of yourself, DON'T, unless you’re prepared to see it on Facebook, myspace, twitter, LinkedIN...

10 SEXUAL SEXTING ABBREVIATIONS:

TDTM – Talk dirty to me

TMIY – Take me I’m yours

FYEO – For your eyes only

BM – Bite me

4close – Foreplay close

DDG – Drop dead gorgeous

DFK – Deep French kissing

HB – Hot babe

Os – Orgasms

PS – Private Show


SEXTING EQUIPMENT:

A phone with good network power, a decent size screen and an easy-to-use keyboard are all you pretty much need. DON'T GIVE THE CAMERA A SECOND THOUGHT. If price is the only thing holding you back check out these unlocked models.

[Courtesy of Brandvertiser]



Nokia 5800 XpressMusic GSM Unlocked Cell Phone ($162)
3G Data Capable, Bluetooth Enabled, Calendar, Color Screen, Global Ready, GPS, Internet Browser, Java Enabled, MP3 Player, PDA-PC Sync, Radio, SMS-Text Messaging, Speakerphone, Touch Screen



Nokia E71 White Silver (Unlocked / $155)
Calendar, Internet Browser, PDA-PC Sync, SMS-Text Messaging, Radio, QWERTY Keyboard, Speakerphone, GPS, Bluetooth Enabled






Nokia N810 Internet Tablet ($152.50)
Web browsing, Web Chatting(Text/Audio/Video), MP3's, and watching Videos as well as many other uses such as with its built in GPS Receiver



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