Wednesday, May 12, 2010

BEST WAY TO REMOVE DEAD HOOKER BLOOD STAINS FROM YOUR CAR.


I’m assuming you have a Mr. Wolf* in your life that can remove bodies at all hours of night. So I’ll just skip to the blood removal part.

Step 1. Dump a generous amount of peroxide on the stains.

Step 2. Add cold water (hot water will set stain).

Step 3. Wait ‘til mixture starts to bubble then rinse again with water.

Step 4. Towel off areas completely.

BONUS: Use portable vac for any leftover bone bits and brain matter.


* Harvey Keitel – Pulp Fiction (1994)

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8 comments:

  1. I wonder why I haven't seen this one on HGTV?

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  2. That's funny stuff and Pat's comment just iced the cake.

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  3. I hope this is just a repeating theme and not something you actually practice in real life. You just might have me a bit concerned. Should I be worried about you? Headline... "Copybody arrested in serial killings, multiple bodies found, no traces of blood".

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  4. Pulp Fiction is one of my faves. Loved the whole Mr Wolf segment...good times.

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  5. I heart ya kid, but the blood posts make me slightly dizzy and weak. Did I ever tell you that when I see blood or cut myself I typically faint or vomit? :(

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  6. Bone bits and brain matter? LOL I am not sure a portable vac is powerful enough to remove that.

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  7. This sounds like a job for the Sunshine Cleaners. Maybe the non-review dude can review that movie.

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  8. Phew.... I almost used hot water....

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