Friday, February 5, 2010

ANGRY RETIREE OP-ED: IMPROPER USES OF HELLO KITTY & FRIENDS.

by Barry S. (NWM Staff Writer)

First time I came in contact with Hello Kitty was back in ‘81. I bought my 8 yr. old daughter a pencil and paper set featuring the iconic friendly feline. Back then kid graphics stayed put. They wouldn’t think of venturing into [R] territory. Maybe you could make a case for J. Rabbit or Veronica & Betty Underoos®, but that doesn't even come close to today’s sub-standards. Not sure if I got something with this promiscuous Joe-Camel theory or I’m being a tad Amish. No disrespect meant to my Pennsylvania neighbors that make a pretty decent pretzel and Whoopie pie.



HELLO KITTY SEXY (SHREDDED) PJs
95% cotton, 5% spandex.





MS. PACMAN LINGERIE (@3wishes)
100% Lycra spandex with a satin finish. Hair ribbon sold separately.





CARE BEAR WOMEN’S GSTRING THONG ($7.99 @ ebay)
Made with 100% cotton material. Lined for comfort! One size fits most (90-160 lbs).





MICKEY MOUSE G-STRING / BANANA HAMMOCK ($8.99 @ ebay)
100% cotton, fits most men’s sizes.



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1 comment:

  1. You had to end it on a banana hammock didn't you?

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