FUN WITH F-U MONEY.

I couldn’t even fathom what I’d do if cash was dripping out of my every orifice. Ok, maybe I’d have a few ideas starting with one that rhymes with Berrari Bestarossa. STILL, I’m thinking in terms of being rich – 2 to 5 mil in the bank. F-U money is an entirely different stratosphere, 100 million at the very least. We’re talking Erik Estrada coin. Now the following stuff I found weren’t anything from the real, desired luxury categories. The Yachts, big ass TVs, mansions are all expected to be by owned by F-U-ites. See, I’m more curious about tracking down the expensive things that usually would run you a buck (or two) at the corner drugstore. These are the items that would TRULY be a waste of cash to use mere mortal$.

MOST EXPENSIVE PENCIL ($12,800):
The Special Edition Graf von Faber-Castell Perfect Pencil.

• Made from 240 yr. old olive wood
• White gold cap is studded with 3 diamonds
• Comes with pencil case and sharpener

MOST EXPENSIVE STRAIGHT RAZOR ($30,000)
The Damascene Razor (made by Hommage)

• Hand forged with 128 layers of German Damascene steel
• Protected with a platinum sheath (like the Crusader swords)
• Comes complete with a Tanzanian anigré wood gift box

MOST EXPENSIVE LIPSTICK ($62,000)
KissKiss Gold and Diamonds Lipstick (from Guerlain)

• Case made of solid gold
• Adorned with 199 diamonds totaling 2.2 carats
• Includes personalized engraving