Thursday, February 4, 2010

FUN WITH F-U MONEY.

I couldn’t even fathom what I’d do if cash was dripping out of my every orifice. Ok, maybe I’d have a few ideas starting with one that rhymes with Berrari Bestarossa. STILL, I’m thinking in terms of being rich – 2 to 5 mil in the bank. F-U money is an entirely different stratosphere, 100 million at the very least. We’re talking Erik Estrada coin. Now the following stuff I found weren’t anything from the real, desired luxury categories. The Yachts, big ass TVs, mansions are all expected to be by owned by F-U-ites. See, I’m more curious about tracking down the expensive things that usually would run you a buck (or two) at the corner drugstore. These are the items that would TRULY be a waste of cash to use mere mortal$.




MOST EXPENSIVE PENCIL ($12,800):
The Special Edition Graf von Faber-Castell Perfect Pencil.

  • Made from 240 yr. old olive wood
  • White gold cap is studded with 3 diamonds
  • Comes with pencil case and sharpener




MOST EXPENSIVE STRAIGHT RAZOR ($30,000)
The Damascene Razor (made by Hommage)

  • Hand forged with 128 layers of German Damascene steel
  • Protected with a platinum sheath (like the Crusader swords)
  • Comes complete with a Tanzanian anigré wood gift box





MOST EXPENSIVE LIPSTICK ($62,000)
KissKiss Gold and Diamonds Lipstick (from Guerlain)

  • Case made of solid gold
  • Adorned with 199 diamonds totaling 2.2 carats
  • Includes personalized engraving




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2 comments:

  1. That shit is ridiculous. If I wanted a pencil that bad, I'd hire someone to get 1,000 pencils and write something for me.

    Nice spam comment above as well. Gotta love spammers.

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  2. Erik Estrada Coin... that's 10 kinds of funny.

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