Thursday, February 25, 2010

BEST COMPLEX CARBS TO ENJOY WHEN YOU’RE WASTED OR HIGH.

Whether you knock back a few (or 12) or partake in some other form of puffery, no judgments. Either way you'll need something to cure the oncoming sh*t feeling the next day. 

Originally, I was lead to believe (by some know-it-all at a kegger) that the best way to prevent a hangover is to scarf down foods containing complex carbs. He said it helps absorb the alcohol. Apparently Doogie was a bit off. The folks at WebMD say that complex carbs really help by speeding up the metabolism of all the beer and shots (of Jäger) in your body. The article also goes on to suggest some boring CCs to ingest (bran cereal, whole wheat bread sandwich, multigrain crackers, etc.) 

True there’s nothing wrong with those sensible choices. I just feel it kills one of the biggest reasons you decided to pollute your body in the first place. The way I see it, it’s similar to breathing. You don’t breath half the time. It’s something you’re 100% committed to. Same thing goes for a night of binge drinking. If you’re in, you’re in for the long haul (including the crap food feast at 2:22am.) Here are some of the nutritious and delicious delicacies you'll find in my belly after a night of beer binging.





Good Source of Complex Carbs: macaroni
Serving Tip: Throw in some ground beef or tuna fish.




NATHAN’S MINI BAGEL DOGS
Good Source of Complex Carbs: bagel
Serving Tip: Add some shredded cheese and toss it in the microwave for 30-42sec.





SPAGHETTI Os®
Good Source of Complex Carbs: Spaghetti
Serving Tip: Can’t mess with perfection.





T.G.I FRIDAY’S: LOADED! CHEDDAR & BACON POTATO SKINS
Good Source of Complex Carbs: potato
Serving Tip: 8-12 dollops of sour cream on the plate should do the trick.




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3 comments:

  1. I've never heard of bagel dogs. I can't decide whether or not that's a good idea.

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  2. Being Jewish I have to say bagel dogs are a staple nosh

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