Wednesday, February 24, 2010

ERGONOMICALLY CORRECT OFFICE FURNITURE TO HAVE SEX ON.

In this economic climate it is mighty hard to achieve true success in the business world. I’m not talking ‘bout the 6 figure Wall Streeters that share a secretary and have an office near the kitchen. I’m referring to the owners of these firms with the 7-ish figure salaries. The ones with the corner offices with fully stocked wet bars and marble encased bathrooms. The current titans of industry. Now if it was 1997 (dot com time) you’d be dealing with millionaires of ANY age. Today, I’d say the male biz heads have once again moved up to the silver hair age bracket. And if these masters of mercantilism want to have an indiscretion here and there at work (after hours) who am I to judge? They’re smart. They know what they are getting into.

What they probably don’t know is that even though they get that rush of adrenaline taking a secretary or 1st yr. law associate right on the desk, later it will do a number on their 48-54 yr. old backs. HOWEVER, this is a problem that can easily be rectified if they furnish the office with the following ergonomically sound furniture.



OFFICE DELUXE ERGONOMIC LEATHER CHAIR ($309 @ Target)
Upholstered in fine Italian Leather
Designed with a high backseat to prevent accidental slippage
Extra thick cushions provide dual comfort and support
2 way (his and her) adjustable armrests
Imported





RTA OFFICE LINE 48” DESK– ROSEWOOD ($260 @ Amazon)
Tempered glass top offering a cool sensation to naked bottoms & backs
No raised edges to dig into spines
Solid wood frame with 1'' steel cross bars to handle a variety of weights
Easy to ensemble






JAPANESE 41” WINE / LIQUOR CABINET ($1995 @ Amazon)
Sturdy construction easily supports leaning encounters
Made from rich Grain Kiln dried Elm (does not stain easily)
Hand-rubbed matte finish (prevents chafing)
Designed to store all types of spirits and aphrodisiacs



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8 comments:

  1. Holy shit that first picture made me spit my coffee all over the friggin computer screen

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  2. I'm thinking the glass one might have a weight limit. They do test these out first right?

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  3. It's very considerate of furniture designers to make these products for the boss who has everyone. I mean everything.
    Robyn

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  4. I would def. go for the liquor cabinet :) The glass table scares me and I can imagine having it shatter and kill me...morbid I know. Love this!

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  5. Don't tell anyone I told you this, but apparently at one large internet company, furniture is of no concern.

    This couple was doin' it on the outside deck! We had this awesome deck (where we ate our lunches) overlooking the city and one night after hours two coworkers went out on the deck and got it on!

    How did we find out? The next day there were dudes installing cameras out there. Our guess is someone from another building spotted them from either their office or apartment window. Guessing they reported it to the cops or something. Ha ha!

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