JOE DIRT
Joe finally tracks down his parents only to discover they are nasty people that left him at the Grand Canyon on purpose. Joe then gets a haircut, turns his fireworks biz (Kickin Wings) into a success, marries Brandy and has kids.

DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?
The car was behind the mail truck and the Continuum Transfunctioner is really a Rubik’s cube.

ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID
The anacondas are crushed by falling rubble. Bill, Sam, Gail and Cole are the only ones who survive.

Great idea for a post, but... I've seen two out of three. What that says of me however is something I'd rather not examine.
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