Friday, April 9, 2010

AWKWARD GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS: WEEKEND EDITION.

Nothing better than waking up Saturday morning to the smell of southern style biscuits, sizzling bacon and a side of Awkward Google Searches. Collected a whole new crop for you last night. Just in case you’re new, here’s how you too can enjoy one of my favorite time wasting pastimes – In the search area type in part of a statement or question and simply let Google finish it off. That's it. Here are today’s fresh cracked batch of awkwardness.










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13 comments:

  1. Hey, why is this posted with a Friday date, today is Saturday, so weird! I love Kevin Smith, something about him is so cute. Hubs loves his movies, I think it's a Jersey boy thing.


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  2. These make me smile. It is amazing what people search for!

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  3. This is funnily terrific! Especially "Do monsters have bull sperm?" HA HA! Who is googling that?

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  4. Whoa. WoW. This gives us quite to bit to think about, doesn't it? Sometimes I think it's good that I have a limited circle of friends....

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  5. "how do you hump?" Really!? And "Does it hurt when you have a baby?" are these people living under a rock!?

    Entertaining as always! ; )

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  6. How do you hump yourself??? OMG that is just perfect. PERFECT. And to think -- enough people google that for it to show up as a search.

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  7. "How do you hump yourself?" is probably the best question since the invention of the question mark. I'm actually pretty curious about that one and I'm thinking about googling it after I finish up with this comment.

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  8. I love these things!
    "how do you hump yourself?" Is one of lifes great mysteries. If someone ever discovers the true answer, singles bars would all go out of business...

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  9. I can always count on you for the laughs when I need them!!!

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  10. "How do you hump yourself" caught my eye right away.....but not for THAT reason. Sheesh.

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  11. How to fight a girl? Someone's parents didn't teach them that you don't hit girls!

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  12. I want to learn how to hump a stuffed animal because I have been doing it wrong for years.

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