Thursday, April 22, 2010

4 MOVIES YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE SO I’LL JUST SPOIL THE ENDINGS FOR YOU.

COYOTE UGLY (2000):
Violet finally gets the nerve to quit the bar. She also gets together with Kevin and makes up with her dear old daddy. And if that ain’t enough, V gets Leann Rimes to sing one of her songs while doing her very last bar dance at the Coyote Ugly.




NEXT FRIDAY (2000):
The cops bust Deebo, plus the Joker brothers get knocked out cold. Craig goes back home with Willie. And Elroy gets the cash.




TREMORS 2 (1996):
Burt manages to get all the shriekers locked in a garage filled with food. His friend also manages to rig the place up with CO2. Then Burt and company get the hell out of dodge before it gets blown to high heaven.



OCTOPUSSY (1983):
James Bond is able to diffuse the bomb just before the countdown ends. 007 then kills evildoers – Orlov, Kahn, and Govinda.




SPECIAL BONUS: COYOTE UGLY Trailer



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15 comments:

  1. I always hated that bridge and tunnel bar. All the hot chicks always wanted to go there, I preferred the off-beat bars with cool jukeboxes.

    PS As a kid, I always thought Octopussy was a porno :(

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  2. Also did you know how much I love my header? Just saying.

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  3. We have a Coyote Ugly here and it is creepy. A bunch of tourists and really old rednecks oogling mediocre girls in very little clothing.

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  4. HA! I love that these are the most random movies on the planet for you to spoil. If you haven't' seen at LEAST coyote ugly, you deserve to be spoiled, in my opinion.

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  5. I've seen all of these movies and proud to say so! These are movies that totally have been seen by the public. Shame on you for bashing the Tremors movies!

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  6. Hey - I've seen Coyote Ugly and Octopussy. Skanky. Both of them!

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  7. The Tremors series, one of the true highlights of cinematic brilliance. It's why the camera was invented. True story.

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  8. Unfortunately I watched Coyote Ugly and felt bad that Norm from Cheers didn't realize where his daughter actually worked. You'd think he'd be happy for her.

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  9. I think I recall it was John Goodman, as V's dad. Wasn't it?

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  10. I really wish you would have done this post many years ago. I saw them all...

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  11. Hey assfuck! I have seen them ALL!!!!

    Coyote Ugly- Eeeh, worth seeing once I guess.

    Next Friday- OBVIOUSLY NOT as good as the first, but if I catch it on TV, I'll watch it. Reminds me High School!

    Tremors- Okay I won't fucking lie biotch- I LOVE this one! HATED all the rest... LOVED this!!!!

    Octopussy- Nope never seen it!

    - Bambie (cock sucker)

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  12. I've seen 1, 2 and some of 4 but thanks for ruining 3! Hahaha

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  13. Tremors is one of those bad good movies. I saw Tremors 2 a bunch of times before I saw the original. Have you seen 3 or 4?

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  14. cheers for this ;-)

    4 less movies i never have to sit through now

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