Apparently Sly’s mom (psychic to the stars) has revived the ancient art of Rumpology. The wiki post states that Rumpology is way of predicting a person’s future based on the markings and pimples on the ass. The left butt cheek represents your past, while the right one…well you get the picture.
German Rumpologist Ulf Beck claims that people with round butts are happier than people with flat ones.
Just have a buddy (or lover) snap an 800 pixel shot of your better half. Then send it over to Jackie (with a payment of $125). She’ll then give you a personalized prediction of everything that will happen to you in the following year. You’ll also receive an 8 X10 glossy print of your rear end. The perfect gift for that special someone in your life.