Friday, April 23, 2010

JACQUELINE STALLONE WANTS YOUR ASS.


Apparently Sly’s mom (psychic to the stars) has revived the ancient art of Rumpology. The wiki post states that Rumpology is way of predicting a person’s future based on the markings and pimples on the ass. The left butt cheek represents your past, while the right one…well you get the picture.

ASS-TROLOGY FACT-ISH:
German Rumpologist Ulf Beck claims that people with round butts are happier than people with flat ones.


INTERESTED?
Just have a buddy (or lover) snap an 800 pixel shot of your better half. Then send it over to Jackie (with a payment of $125). She’ll then give you a personalized prediction of everything that will happen to you in the following year. You’ll also receive an 8 X10 glossy print of your rear end. The perfect gift for that special someone in your life.

DON'T WAIT!!! Click here to find out about your ASS-tounding future.


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9 comments:

  1. BEE ZAR...
    Looks like she's gone under the knife a few times...

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  2. It would take more than an 8x10 to capture my assets!

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  3. Well, damn! I should be THE happiest person in the world then...

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  4. I shall be checking myself out in the mirror tonight!

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  5. That's insane! Again, I have no idea how you find this stuff.

    FourthGradeNothing.com

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  6. I have an incredibly round butt and I'm totally depressed most of the time. So all the flat-butted people of the world must be leading god-awful lives.

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  7. There are no zits on my butt. No marks of imperfection. Oh wait. Cellulite. Does that count?

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  8. Did she look at Sly's ass and tell him he was going to make Rocky XXIX?

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