Just heard about this kid a couple of days ago from Ally (author of Fourth Grade Nothing blog). Apparently JB is the latest tween idol. The next Joey Lawrence if you will. He’s also Canadian, which explains absolutely nothing for me. Anyway, if I met him at some Disney autograph session or as a result of a Peyote hallucination, this is how I’d imagine the conversation would go.
I'm diggin the Joey Lawrence reference - as i recall 6 (jenna von oi - or something) was HAWT!!!! wonder if she did a Topanga and let herself go though???
ReplyDeleteAnywyas - i only heard/saw/witnessed Bieber last night for the first time in my life cos he was on SNL. I have no notion who he is or what he does but already he annoys me incredibly. What is he 11??? Why is he acting like Campbell Scott in Roger Dodger - does he indeed know all the answers??? I think not.
Anywho cool blog & keep up the Bieber-hating!
Jesse, I'd say way bigger than Joey. He may compare more to Justin Timberlake. He's that huge. I actually think there's something super cute about him.
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Justin who?
ReplyDeleteYep, same for me, too...if it weren't for him being on SNL the other night I would not have a clue who he was, other than having heard the name once or twice. If there are any moms that read your blog I will probably be crucified for this but these so-called "tweens" have got to be THE most annoying age group there is, with actual teens a VERY close second!!!
ReplyDeleteSaw him on People Magazine and had to have tutorial on him from a bystander. Had no idea who he was!
ReplyDeleteHe's Canadian, eh? So am I. Never heard of him. Back to my rock now.
ReplyDeleteAre you people living under a rock? This kid is EVERYWHERE! I just wrote four articles on him and my blog entries that mention him are bringing in the most hits yet. Wake up white people, wake up!
ReplyDeleteYep, she's just a pretty girl. I mean, he's just a pretty boy.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Robyn
LMAO!!!!!! This kid is everywhere... where did he come from? although i seen him on SNL w/ tina fey last night and it was pretty funny
ReplyDeleteI'm still under my rock.
ReplyDeleteThey are cramming this little turd down our throats...
ReplyDeleteHe's pretty annoying. But then again, what tween idol isn't?
ReplyDeleteRemember Fred Savage's brother - he was the last of the tween's who wasnt a complete dick
ReplyDeleteMy girlz LOVE him...I mean squealy girl love. My son (who is 4) even sings his songs and tries to dance...I have thought of committing suicide because hearing this kids name even makes my ears bleed. But it did get them to stop listening to KESHA.....some good has been done here...
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who is kesha?
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Dude you really need to get a comic strip going with mr. stick figure. Your hilarious!
ReplyDeletePlease somebody explain to me the phenomenon that is Justin Bieber. Because I truly don't get it. And listen, I am not ashamed to admit that I loved boybands way after it was cool to love boybands and I STILL don't understand Justin Bieber. Love this post.
ReplyDeleteIf you go find and listen to one of his songs, you'll go 'Oh! 'He' sings 'that' song!' His songs are on the radio all of the time! You can't get away from him!
ReplyDeleteHe was pretty funny on SNL, but I can't stand his hair....
Funny comic. I like it. If I met Justin Bieber I would pat him on the head and say, "Run and play little boy and leave the art to the big people".
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