I know it’s a bold statement I’m making, but I’m quite sure NO Mommy blogger on the planet would like to see this toy slither across her kitchen floor. Just a hunch.
Oh and what do you think is more disturbing? The lead in line for their ad…
Super realistic rattlesnake that moves fast, flicks its tongue and even rattles its tail.
OR the fact that they designed this animatronic Diamondback rattlesnake with realistic skin. I vote for the latter.
FYI…4 AA batteries are NOT included. Click here or visit Wowstuff to order.
See snake move fast. Very fast.
Uh, yeah, and scare the bejesus out of your non-Mommy blogger reader when this post pops up in her blog feed! I would seriously shit myself then keel over dead if I saw that in my house!!!
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Like you would not scream like a little girl if you saw this....
ReplyDeleteHe was an extreme penny pincher, but my Dad would have totally bought one of these and enjoyed scaring the crap out of people with it.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I too would be a crying sissy baby.
ReplyDeletethe blog should read something more like "how to get a mommy blogger to kill someone for $46"
ReplyDeletecuz if i saw this in my house, i'd totally kill someone....
I feel like this could be misconstrued as some weird sex toy. Just saying.
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Maybe it's just because I'm not a mommy blogger, but that thing is pretty cool. I bet it would scare the crap out of my husband!
ReplyDeleteOh that is awesome! I'm evil and love to play pranks on people, particularly if it illicits some type of unwanted bodily excretions. I gotta get one of these!
ReplyDeleteOh my I don't know how I would react if I saw this...I think I would totally freak out! And for $46??? Would someone really spend this money just to scare somebody???
ReplyDeleteI'll take two.
ReplyDeleteThat crap would scare the bejesus out of me. I hate snakes. LOL. But now oddly I want to own one of those and play some pranks on people I know.
ReplyDeleteI want one for my birthday!!
ReplyDeleteI once terrified my (snake-phobic) mother by deliberately leaving a rubber snake outside the shower she was in when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteShe screamed then hacked the snake into teeny tiny pieces so we could never do it again.
I remember thinking it was hilarious.
BEing that snakes are my all time worst fear/phobia/paranoia/cause of mental collapse, i would KILL the person who brought this abomination into my house.
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome! But $46? You can buy 5 real snakes for that!
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