I have a friend who has been dogless all of his life. So sad. He’s never known puppy pleasures like playing fetch, rubbing a belly, and the insertion of ringworm medicine (through the rectum). I would’ve added “humping anything that moves” to the list, but ThinkGeek already has it covered. The wondrous Humping Dog USB toy. Simply insert the doggie into an empty slot and watch him go to town on your laptop. Each pup measures only 2.25” tall and you can choose from a boxer, beagle, husky, doberman, or shiba. Costs only $9.99 – A small price to pay for giving that dogless someone a new lease on life.
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