Monday, April 19, 2010


Apparently this startling revelation came out almost 4 years ago. On December 12, 2006 James Rutz (of the Megashift Ministries) wrote about how the ingestion soy products can do a number on a young male’s sexual orientation. The scary thing is I love soy products. Been enjoying ‘em for over 30 years. I dip my dumplings in soy sauce, snack on bags of soy chips, and drink cartons of soy chocolate milk. There's gotta be more stuff I eat, just can’t think of anymore off the cuff. Either way, based on James’s theory I MUST BE GAY BY NOW.

I don’t really have a problem with being medically gay. Hasn’t really effect my married life. My wife hasn’t said anything. The only thing I was kinda hoping for was that some of the stereotypes (forgive me) would rub off on me – thin, neat, and cool hair. No dice in any of those categories so far. So what are some of the side effects of having a healthy amount of the “gay soy genes” floating around in my body? Luckily James presents thorough and detailed research findings in his 6 part article. Here are some of Mr. Rutz’s valuable nuggets of knowledge.

Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens. Estrogens are female hormones.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.

Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it's too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.

I know, right? It’s a lot to take in...and that's only part of it. Again, if you, or someone you love regularly eats soy, this is one article you can’t afford not to read. Click here for all 6 parts.

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  1. That chocolate soy milk looks pretty amazing, actually. But at least your gay-ness hasn't gotten in the way of your marriage..sigh of relief over here!

  2. Wow that guy is such an amazing scientist that it's not even funny. I love chocolate soy milk and drink it on the regular. Does that mean I'm like...super estrogenized like some kind of super hero woman?

    Oh crap my husband drinks it too and doesn't seem too girly yet. I'll keep an eye on him.

  3. Hell yeah, Salt's here. Read her shit yo, she's brilliant.

  4. My husband loves soy stuff, me not so much. I haven't noticed any signs of being gay but this man OBVIOUSLY knows what he is talking about!

  5. what about if you're lactose intolerant?

    i know people who drink/eat soy stuff because of that....
    i'm pretty sure he's not gay....
    he's my stepdad. ;)

  6. Wow, being vegetairn for 20+ years husband and I eat a lot of soy.....he does have long blonde hair....should I be worried?! :D

    Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning :)


  7. I have heard similar things about the fact there are so many female animals/poultry (for food production) being bred and the urination of said animals (and large number of women on the pill) entering water supplies have led to us having abnormal eostrogen levels or something like that.

  8. i'm pretty sure my stepdad's uterus grew just reading this....

  9. that is weird! I've heard that too much processed soy isn't good for you. Never new it made you gay!!! haha

  10. I have to drink soy due to lactose intolerance, and I am proud to state that I am not gay nor do I have any of those so called stereotypes.

  11. Sorry, I think it was my job to pass that on to you and I didn't know who you were then.

    My bad.

    I also hear listening to jazz music while creating the baby makes the baby gay. A doctor said so. A doctor on Scrubs.

  12. Jeremy Piven just came out and announced that he got man boobs because of soy products!


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