Apparently 2005 was a banner year for doggie sex. On the market there was finally an alternative to the dreaded snip, snip, cut, buzz for male dogs. Instead of neutering, owners could purchase ta da da daaaaa – doggie condoms. Rubbers designed for Rover. Believe it or not, the idea that some marketer dreamed up this product doesn’t really creep me out. That being said, the website (where they used to sell their invention) definitely gives me the skeevies. Specifically in the FAQ section where you will learn about (no joke)…
- How to put on your dog’s condom.
- Sizes and scents of dog condoms available.
- What to do if there is loss of sensation (for the dog I assume).
- And more!
Oh, I said, “used to sell,” because apparently in 2006 they issued a voluntary recall of all the doggie condoms. The reasons they gave were ineffectiveness and possible choking hazzard (read on here).
Learn how to properly apply a doggie condom.