Monday, April 19, 2010

4 FUN FACTS ABOUT COLON CLEANSING.

Colon cleansing…

1) was first introduced in ancient Greece.

2) is used to rid the body of harmful toxins that have been known to cause fatigue and weight gain.

3) flushes approximately 20 gallons of water into your rectum.

4) could cause side effects like vomiting and cramps.


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13 comments:

  1. have YOU cleansed your colon lately? or ever?

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  2. Wahoo! If only they had brain cleansings...

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  3. Have you ever seen the photos from those fraudulent products? It's unreal!

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  4. Well isn't this a lovely thought. I'll take the vomiting and stomach cramps as reason enough not to try this.

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  5. Makes me think of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Cheryl tries the "Colon Cleanse" and then they get stuck in the car wash! LOL

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  6. WHAT???????????????

    20 GALLONS of water up your ASS?

    Is that even mother fucking possible?

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  7. I've heard the average person carries around 10-15lbs of excrement. ....really. haha

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  8. hmmmmm I can't decide whether I want one or would rather die from an exploding colon after reading this. Either way, glad I stumbled upon your blog, loves it!

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  9. OMG 20 gallons of water? Who the hell can hold that much water in?

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  10. flushes 20 gallons of water.... it goes in and comes back out.... it doesn't stay in there.... well, not all of it....

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  11. Can't you just take some Colon Blow?

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  12. Aside from vomiting and cramps, you may also suffer frequent bowel movements. This only means that your body really works well in sending those waste or toxins out of your system. Well, in this case, it also increases your risk of dehydration. That’s why it’s important that you drink a lot of water to keep you hydrated and not feel weak during your colon cleansing process.

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