ASS CHUGGING TIP OF THE DAY.

With this economy, you never know where you’ll end up in life. One moment you could be crunching numbers, 24 hours later you could be lapping up beer cascading down a rugby player’s arse. If it is the latter (and you’re new to the scene) here’s what you can expect from a good ol' fashion ass chug.

• You lying face up on the floor
  
• A burly, hairy manimal standing above your face
  
• His buttocks exposed
  
• Person pours beer down rugby guy's ass
  
• You drinking drips of butt beer
  

PERSONAL TIP: If they allow it, wear a ski mask that only has mouth and eye openings. This will prevent any butt beer from contaminating your hair or face.