The following conversation occurred in real time on a Thursday (before bio class) near my locker.
My sister says I was dumped. I beg to differ. I uttered the words “break up,” so I win. Thoughts? Bueller?
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10 hours ago
The fact that you said it first and was more interested in Moonlighting, I would have to side with you on this one.
ReplyDeleteLove the cartoon. lol
Sorry. Gotta go with your sis on this one. You just made it easier for the girl to dump you without looking like the bitch. You guys fall for it all the time! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYep, unfortunately you were baited.
ReplyDeleteMoonlighting eh? Now there's a blog topic! LOL
hmm.... I think you were dumped... but you did it with style and grace! haha.... Bueller? Bueller?
ReplyDeleteConsider this:
ReplyDeleteGirl: I'm really unhappy in this relationship and I want to...
Boy: Break up?
Girl: Yes.
Dude, if simply uttering the words "break up" means automatic breaking up with the person before they have dumped me, despite any internal feelings or intentions, then I WIN! I have never been dumped!
What if it was about something else and you mentioned breaking up and SHE went with it, to save face? (Just a different perspective to think about)
ReplyDeleteI say it was a mutual agreement. And you showed her you were more interested in Moon Lighting.
ReplyDeleteYou were like hey want to and she was all yeah so it sounds like it was agreed between the two of you. Mutual breakups are awesome! I mean not SUPER awesome but easier.
ReplyDeletedumped - no question
ReplyDeleteWe all know that "We have to talk" = "You are history, dude." You did the ego saving thing after she dumped you. Sorry CB.
ReplyDeleteWould it help if you knew I was wearing a very cool izod shirt? Can't really tell from the drawing.
ReplyDeleteSorry, dude. Dumped. But you made it come across as mutual, which was a nice move.
ReplyDeleteOnly if you had a Members Only jacket on with it... ;-)
ReplyDeleteDumped. But just barely, since you brought it up.
ReplyDeleteClearly dumped. At least you weren't dumped ON.
ReplyDeleteAll the women here are going to say you were dumped but you clearly snatched defeat from the jaws of her victory by going on the offensive. Great work for '87.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. You were dumped.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all - Love the cartoon.
ReplyDeleteSecond - You totally dumped her....
Third - It's totally mint. Mind if I borrow that?
LOL very funny stuff here.
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