Tuesday, March 30, 2010

DID MY GIRLFRIEND DUMP ME IN 1987? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

The following conversation occurred in real time on a Thursday (before bio class) near my locker.




My sister says I was dumped. I beg to differ. I uttered the words “break up,” so I win. Thoughts? Bueller?



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19 comments:

  1. The fact that you said it first and was more interested in Moonlighting, I would have to side with you on this one.

    Love the cartoon. lol

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  2. Sorry. Gotta go with your sis on this one. You just made it easier for the girl to dump you without looking like the bitch. You guys fall for it all the time! ;-)

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  3. Yep, unfortunately you were baited.
    Moonlighting eh? Now there's a blog topic! LOL

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  4. hmm.... I think you were dumped... but you did it with style and grace! haha.... Bueller? Bueller?

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  5. Consider this:
    Girl: I'm really unhappy in this relationship and I want to...
    Boy: Break up?
    Girl: Yes.

    Dude, if simply uttering the words "break up" means automatic breaking up with the person before they have dumped me, despite any internal feelings or intentions, then I WIN! I have never been dumped!

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  6. What if it was about something else and you mentioned breaking up and SHE went with it, to save face? (Just a different perspective to think about)

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  7. I say it was a mutual agreement. And you showed her you were more interested in Moon Lighting.

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  8. You were like hey want to and she was all yeah so it sounds like it was agreed between the two of you. Mutual breakups are awesome! I mean not SUPER awesome but easier.

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  9. We all know that "We have to talk" = "You are history, dude." You did the ego saving thing after she dumped you. Sorry CB.

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  10. Would it help if you knew I was wearing a very cool izod shirt? Can't really tell from the drawing.

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  11. Sorry, dude. Dumped. But you made it come across as mutual, which was a nice move.

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  12. Only if you had a Members Only jacket on with it... ;-)

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  13. Dumped. But just barely, since you brought it up.

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  14. Clearly dumped. At least you weren't dumped ON.

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  15. All the women here are going to say you were dumped but you clearly snatched defeat from the jaws of her victory by going on the offensive. Great work for '87.

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  16. First of all - Love the cartoon.

    Second - You totally dumped her....

    Third - It's totally mint. Mind if I borrow that?

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