Sunday, March 7, 2010

2 GIRLS 1 CUP: THE MERCHANDISE


In my life of 39 years I have done lots of things that caused me much shame. I have hurt people. I have lied. I have cheated. And yes, stolen (those little sucking candies from the wooden barrel bins in the supermarket when I was 5). Yet, when it comes time to meet my maker I will truly be able to hold my head up high and march right through those Pearly Gates. Why? Because I am one of the 5 five people that DID NOT see the 2 GIRLS 1 CUP youtube video in 2007. Not only that, I’ll do you one better. I refused to even find out what the premise of the video was until 2010. IF THAT’S NOT PATRON SAINT MATERIAL I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

For those not of Youtube age 3 years ago I’ll just give you the studio pitch synopsis: 2 chicks eat sh*t and vomit. Then they take turns spitting the mixture in each other's mouths. Think momma bird feeding her young.

Little known fact: the viral video was actually just a trailer to the feature film Hungry Bitches.

Today the “shock of 2007” is nothing more than a sad punch line to some. To others, it’s a merchandising cash cow that’s still bringing in the all mighty dollar. In this economy can you blame people for looking at every possible angle to make some coin? Personally, THE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND LOOKS MIGHTY %$#$%% COOL ON A T-SHIRT. If anyone is wondering, I take a size Large.




2 GIRLS 1 CUP TSHIRT ($25.50 @ Zazzle.com)

  • Heavyweight t-shirt.
  • Tagless design.
  • Pre-shrunk.
  • Double-needle stitched hems.
  • Imported.





2 GIRLS 1 COFFEE CUP ($17.45 @ Zazzle.com)

  • Large, easy to grip handle.
  • Holds 15 oz. of liquid.
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe.




2 GIRLS 1 CUP LONG SLEEVE SHIRT ($24.45 @ Zazzle.com)

  • Long-sleeved.
  • Made of heavyweight material.
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
  • Loose, classic fit.





2 GIRLS 1 CUP KEYCHAIN ($3.15 @ Zazzle.com)

  • Vibrant colors.
  • Made of UV-resistant Mylar.
  • Tight-fitting clasp.
  • Fits in pocket or purse.



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14 comments:

  1. Oh man, that video was nasty!! I remember being so afraid to watch and before watching it, I actually watched the reaction videos on YouTube. Ha ha! I remember saying, "This can't be real. It just can't be." Alas, it wasn't.

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  2. I can't believe there are shirts for this. It is a sick world we live in friend! Whew!

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  3. The coffee cup... "a love story" that is so messed up. LOL

    I was tricked into watching the stupid thing. My friend thought it was the funniest thing ever.

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  4. I watched that disgusting video but for some odd reason I could not stop watching. It was a train wreck with orphans but I just couldn't turn away.

    On that note, I would like the short sleeve shirt. I especially like the fact that its a "brown" shirt.

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  5. That was a horrible video! By the way, whatever you do, DO NOT WATCH FOUR GIRLS FINGERPAINT!

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  6. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...

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  7. After watching that video a few years back, I have yet to eat soft serve chocolate ice cream out of a sundae cup...and I have a very strong stomach.

    Have you ever seen Pain Olympics. If you haven't, I am not recommending it b/c it is the sickest shit ever. I'll watch 2 girls 1 cup ten times over having to watch Pain Olympics again.

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  8. I also have not seen it. In fact I didn't remember what it was until your summary, and thankfully I read that before I clicked the link.

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  9. Yeah I haven't seen it either, not even curious, ok a little!

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