HOW TO PLAY HOOKY ON A GORGEOUS DAY.

I’m stuck at work while spring is doing its thing outside. As I’m sure millions of other Americans are suffering a similar fate too. Though I do have an escape plan that's 100% full proof. So if you (the blogosphere) will indulge me, I included easy to follow diagrams to aid in my explanation of how you too can play hooky with ease.

Step 1. Tell the boss you just got your tax refund and want to spend it on the office. Say you want to sponsor a happy hour. It’d be a good morale booster.

Step 2. Volunteer to run out and get all the stuff. Ask if you can bring your buddy.

Step 3. You and your buddy can now head to the outdoor bar.

Step 4. Wait about an hour and call your boss. In a worried tone tell him the store has a problem with your credit card. Apparently someone has been making fraudulent charges with a card in your name. You are now with the police sorting it out.

Step 5. Enjoy more time at the bar.

Step 6. At the end of the day simply show up at the office with beer for everyone, and tell your boss everything is sorted out.

Step 7. Repeat as needed.