Sunday, March 21, 2010


Like Cinco de Mayo and Arbor Day, April Fools' Day is one of those special holidays I really don’t give much thought to ‘til it’s too late. This year I pledge to make amends while also helping you all in the process. In the days coming I’ll be providing easy, fun loving jokes that pranksters as well as the prankees can all share in a good laugh.


What you need:

  • Doctor with working knowledge of anesthesiology / chemistry (or NyQuil)
  • Stopwatch
  • Bathtub
  • Written note
  • 4 bags of ice
  • 2 bottles of beer
  • Shaving cream
  • Razor
  • Bandage

Step 1. Have your doctor friend spike a bottle of beer so that your buddy will be out for approximately 22.5 minutes.

Step 2. Give tainted beer to your buddy.

Step 3. Once your buddy is passed out, shave location where kidney is on the body. Then bandage the area.

Step 4. Carry your buddy to tub and carefully place him inside.

Step 5. Pour ice all over friend. Then leave a written note that tells your buddy you have stolen his kidney. Leave a running stopwatch near the tub for a more realistic effect.

Step 6. Hide as your friend awakens to the horrific situation. Let him sweat it out for a good 4 minutes.

Step 7. Burst into the bathroom and yell, “APRIL FOOLS!"

Step 8. Have a good laugh.

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  2. BAHAHAHA that was the funniest damn thing I have read in a while

  3. Hahaha, my husband is a bartender, he could prank a lot of people with this one!

  4. That is hilarious! I can't wait to see how you top this one! =)

  5. Your active imagination is only surpassed by your ability to make stick figures into compelling characters....

    Freaking funny!!!

  6. That is so incredibly sick. I was laughing the whole time.

  7. I'm going to go find a doctor friend now! Gotta prepare early you know....

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