Had about 5 minutes of free time to kill between lunch and getting yelled at by the client. Figured I’d spend it wisely with a rousing round of the Google Search Game, the “how to” edition.
In the search area I typed in “how to” plus a couple more letters. Then I simply let Google finish it off. Chock full of bits and pieces of awkwardness if I do say so myself.
I think the "morning wood" was the most disturbing one. Although the how to make love like a Minnesotan, also bothers me.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking the "How to become anorexic! Prolly not a long article.
ReplyDelete"Just don't eat"
Yeah, that about sums it up!
Those things are too funny. You've got me doing it now....
ReplyDeleteHow to bite your tongue? Sheesh, thanks for the heads up!!! Everyone keeps tellin' me I need to learn how to do that!
ReplyDeletegenius!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteNow I wonder how to make love like a Minnesotan, but I'm not inclined to google that...
Do Minnesotans do something different? Nevermind, I know how to Google.
ReplyDeleteI too wonder about the Minnesotan thing. Is this because they have so much "in door" time during the winter?
ReplyDeleteI also do this periodically ever since I learned the "how to" magic of Google. It is a great time killer and certainly brightens a mood.
LOL!Random
ReplyDeleteHow to bite a quarter in half had me rolling.
My favorties are:
ReplyDelete"How to pee standing up" and "How to become anorexic"
Brilliant! What a fun game... caused lots of chaotic giggling. And since I've had a bad week, it certainly cheered me up! :D
ReplyDelete"How to become anorexic" is sad. Love how "grow weed" is the first one. It's 1 am and I've had a lil to drink and was skimming and at first thought it said "weeds" plural and thought now why would anyone wanna grow weeds. DUH!!! :P "How to become a vampire" Really? Oh my.
That is hilarious. I honestly couldn't pick a favorite one they all make me chuckle as I re-read them.
ReplyDeletemy husband typed in help my wife.
ReplyDeleteyou should try that one.
HILARIOUS!
he SAID he wanted ways to help me around the house.
made me laugh hysterically.
he does this all the time.
how funny.
Ooh, I love this game - now I know what I'm going to be doing when I'm feeling fed up at my desk...
ReplyDeletemake love like a Minnesotan! fav.
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by the blog today!
I love this. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHow to pee with morning wood is a fact everyone should know I think...except for women because I don't think that matters...unless they are weird like me and want to know. So, yeah, I need to go Google that...
ReplyDeleteso weird!!!! make love like a minnesotan....what!? There are some strange people in this world! haha
ReplyDeleteHow to make love like a Minnesotan? Are they a different species that I don't know about?! Geez.
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