Saturday, March 6, 2010

CRACK, THE GOOD KIND.

CRACK IS WHACK! Unless you buy it from the ultimate candy-man – Nate Hill. This Brooklyn native / performance artist makes his own sweet rock. Then packages his Candy Crack in little baggies (just like the real brain-burners). The cost is only $1 a hit, and that includes FREE delivery to anywhere in Williamsburg or Greenpoint, New York. Similar to dealers, Nate too prefers to work the Saturday 10 p.m. to 2a.m. shift. Sorry, don't know his beeper number.


When doing biz, Nate likes to dress up as a dolphin named Crackie. Makes total sense when you got a decent sugar high going.


THE HISTORY OF CANDY CRACK…



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4 comments:

  1. Boy you find good stuff to blog about!

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  2. I could really use a candy fix.

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  3. Another good post. Who doesn't need a little crack candy fix?

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  4. This guy has been infuriating parents all over the place....

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