Tuesday, March 9, 2010

25 REAL USES FOR A CONDOM, OTHER THAN SEX.


I’m about to reveal something I’ve never admitted to another living soul in my life. I figured a blog is as intimate a place as any to come clean, so here it goes. I owned a condom and it expired before I got to use it. Whew! Feels good to finally get off my chest. Not going to go into the circumstance or the time period. Lets just say I hit a wee bit of a dry patch and leave it at that. Now if I had any consideration for sustainability back then, I would’ve saved my defunct condom for one of the following 25 ingenious uses. Oh, and these are honest-to-God practical-ish stuff. Not the gag ones you’d find in a joke book in the Barnes & Noble Humor section.


1- Balloon animals for the kids

2- Smuggling drugs (don’t approve, but it is a legitimate use)

3- Water balloon fights

4- Temporary leg bottom cover on folding table (prevents floor scrapes)

5- Waterproof change purse

6- Bathing cap (see visual above or below)

7- Doggie rain booties

8- Homemade catnip toy

9- Slingshot band replacement

10- Tie around arm when donating blood

11- Ice pack

12- Temporary help to stop water pipe leaks

13- Golf club covers in the rain

14- Hacky-sack

15- Disposable baggie for small dead animals/bugs.

16- Makeshift weapon if filled with rocks or coins

17- Live bait holder for fishing

18- Finger protector when unclogging a sink drain

19- Crime scene evidence baggies

20- Rifle barrel protector

21- Twist ties

22- Bird seed holder

23- Soil sample container

24- Paint holder

25- Drain stopper



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