When John Tesh first met his wife Connie Sellecca he had never seen her in Hotel, but had admittedly watched every episode of Greatest American Hero. Apparently their entire courtship was sex-free until their wedding night. Unnamed sources say John is an excellent and generous lover.
Eww. I don't care how generous he may be, I don't wanna wait until the wedding night to find out!
ReplyDeleteJohn Tesh?
ReplyDeleteI bet you Barry friggin Manilow could kick his ass...
Tesh is a mean piano player.
ReplyDeletehaha, I had no idea who he was, had to click on the link!
ReplyDeleteSay what you want about the man, but he sure can tickle the ivories....
ReplyDeleteWow, didn't have sex until their wedding? Does that include nothing on the side with the groupies?
ReplyDeleteI don't even have anything remotely snarky to say today. Something is wrong.
ReplyDeleteGood for Tesh! I'm not alone after all!
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