Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I AM A WHITE BOY WHO’S NOT FUNKY, BUT THAT’S OK.

In my life there’s always room for improvement. Yes, even at the ripe old age of 39.25. So I make this promise to you all. 2010 will finally be my year. I will hit the dance floor with mucho gusto. And no wedding, holiday party and Bar Mitzvah will ever be subjected to the only sad dance in my repertoire –a cross between the Electric Slide and a dying calf. Why? In 3 to 5 days I will be sharpening up my “busta move” skills with these 3 dance DVDs I ordered.

FYI...shipping was free. Mint!!!!




CLUB DANCE MOVES FOR MEN

Chock full of all kinds of smooth moves to learn…

  • Relaxation/ The Bop
  • Head Bob / Step back tap
  • Hand and Arm Gestures / Turns
  • Side to side steps /Heel toe
  • Side to side tap /Combos

DVD only $20 @ Amazon!!!





HIP HOP MOVES FOR THE CLUB

Easy-to-learn dances for guys. Taught by New York “clubbin’” specialists. Features…

  • Surefire ways to get a hottie to grind with you.
  • Real girls telling you the moves to avoid.
  • Tips on what to do with your hands.

DVD only $14.99 @ Amazon





HOUSE DANCE MOVES.

Can’t get much better than having one-on-one dance sessions with house-master, Tom Woll. In this DVD you'll learn…

  • The secrets behind the moves
  • Basic pumping steps
  • Classic choreography Madonna’s dancers have used.

DVD only $26.95 @ Amazon



BONUS: FREE club dance lessons.


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18 comments:

  1. I can't wait to see a video of you "bustin' a move." LOL nice pic...

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  2. I LOVE THIS POST!!!!! this is just too funny! please make a video of yourself when you get these dvds and you "basic step touch" and "rock" and "shift".... ah! i love this!!!! i should totally buy this for my husband!!! i LOVE to dance, but he REFUSES!!! i mean REFUUUUUSES!!!!! that video was great, but not NEARLY as great as the picture up top! =) good luck on the dance moves!!! WOO HOO!!!!

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  3. Wow, I never knew that had DVD's for that. I should join you because I cannot dance at all.

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  4. Can I just say - you crack me up!!!! Thanks so much for the laughs. (Gosh, I hope they were intentional....*snicker*). I'm definitely following you! Especially since you don't do the word verification thingy!!! HA HA.

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  5. I think it's pretty safe to say all of who follow you are now officially lobbying for a video or at the very least pictures, of you dancing. We must judge the skills for ourselves.

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  6. Trust me, it's in the works. You've been warned. And thanks so much for the nice comments. : )

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  7. And I'm still waiting for you to take me up on the Photo Tag! Oh, wait... I have a that captcha thingy you can't stand. No problem, I'm still loyal and you're still funny.

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  8. Everybody dance now... Can't wait to see this video TS speaks of where we get to see you bustin' a move! I actually love gettin' down. My wedding video is seriously just me dancing. So dumb.

    Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing

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  9. This is great. Cute, awkward pic. You're definitely not the only white boy who needs these videos. [Note: I did not slip the word Jewish into that last sentence. Though I am still tempted to.]
    Cheers,
    Robyn

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  10. FYI...that's not me pictured above. I kinda look like a cross between Robert Redford, Newt Gingrich and a lobster.

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  11. I'm only half Jewish, but the other half of me is worse than Jewish when it comes to dancing.

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  12. Agreed! We ALL want to see you in your "progression" video. ;)

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  13. Looks like you are all primed to hurt yo self bad! go wit it playa!

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  14. With all these fine role models guiding you in the art of dance how can you go wrong?

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  15. Why is that asian guy teaching me how to dance in an abandoned tunnel?

    After you are properly educated, are you going to release a 'Copyboy in da Club' DVD?

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  17. Why is that asian guy teaching me how to dance in an abandoned tunnel?

    After you are properly educated, are you going to release a 'Copyboy in da Club' DVD?

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  18. Why is that asian guy teaching me how to dance in an abandoned tunnel?

    After you are properly educated, are you going to release a 'Copyboy in da Club' DVD?

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