You put in the time with your lady friend. Chill the pink champagne. Set up a roaring fire. Got Al Green pumpin' on the stereo. Last thing you want is the mood to be killed when she eyes your dead animal carcass on the floor. No self-respecting woman would ever make love on one of man’s most evil accomplishments. So bachelors, make sure this doesn't happen to you by shag proofing your pad with a Rocky Mountain Cabin Decor faux bearskin rug.
- Measures 60" x 60"
- Features a fully stuffed head with ears, eyes nose and teeth!
- Paws have lifelike claws
- Fake skinned bear comes complete with a little tail!
- Made of plastic and acrylic accents.
- 100% slaughtered animal FREE
- Available in Grizzly or Kodiak
- Yours for only $169 at Rocky Mountain Cabin Décor
Sign me up for two. I have an idea, I'm not going to say what, but it involves toddlers, those faux skin rugs, and a fighting ring.
ReplyDeleteI am having trouble determining if I want Grizzly or Kodiak. Hmm, choices choices.
ReplyDeleteHow about something in a Koala?
ReplyDeleteDo they also make faux trophies for above the fireplace?
ReplyDeleteDifferent meaning of rug i guess!
ReplyDeletewill a lion skin do????
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