First off, I’m a guy. So I realize I could be referring to the toilet or urinal. In this case it is the latter. The incident must have occurred some time between 2:28pm and 3:07pm. Since I had gone to the bathroom after a late lunch and saw nothing. However, upon entering the bathroom at 3:09pm is when I witnessed something I have never seen in my entire life of adult peeing. AT THE URINAL THERE WERE GIANT DROPLETS OF PEE ON THE TOP. This might confuse most of the fairer sex so kindly refer to the image below.
No joke. There were 4 dried pee stains and one still in liquid form. I was totally baffled. Newton’s laws of motion state that a body in motion tends to stay in motion unless met with an opposing force. Meaning, if the guy has a very hard stream of piss there will be backsplash. Similar to when you are using a hose (with a spray nozzle) to fill a bucket. Droplets splash, but in a natural arched progression. The diagram below shows how these little guys traveled. To me, it just doesn't make sense. If there are any conspiracy urine theories out there, I’m all ears.
That's so weird, I wonder how it happened? Could someone have OD'd on Viagra and - geez, I don't mean to get too gross, but can a guy who isn't flaccid pee? I don't know. I need to ask my hubs.
ReplyDeleteI once worked in a fairly nice office building here in the 'burbs and one afternoon I saw the most horrifying explosion of poo in my life. I too could not figure out how it happened. It was as if someone walked into the stall with a bucket of poo and flung it everywhere. I am scared to this day. I just can't figure it out. It was on my mind the entire week. There was poo on the back wall where the flusher is and steel thingie, poo on the walls of the stall, poo on the floor, door, I'm not lying. I felt so bad for the janitorial staff :(
HA! I've seen this so many times in my lifetime!! Either the guy was 7 feet plus with a short upper torso, or someone messing around. Either way... this is still not good. LOL!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the diagram. That was exceptional.
ReplyDeleteI can never understand that. Must be that curve-cock that I hear some dudes have lol
ReplyDeleteI investigated the situation and I have the report. It turns out he was eating a lemon icee at the time of urination and must of dripped it on the urinal. happened to me once with a blue icee.
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Reading that post was just like watching an episode of CSI!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ally! You have a phantom pooper!
It could have been a very tall person O_O The fact it was little bits like that though and four of them does kind of defeat the theory that it was deliberate.
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