Tuesday, March 2, 2010

CHAMPAGNE WISHES AND CAVIAR DREAMS FOR YOUR TUSHY.


by Barry S. (NWM Staff Writer)

2-ply? 4-ply? Please! If you’re looking to truly pamper a poo-stained butt, try a wipe of luxurious cashmere. High-end, UK supermarket chain Waitrose is now selling toilet paper made from (no joke) extracts of cashmere. No word on when us colonies are going to get a hold of this posh paper, but sources say it’ll cost about $3.50 a roll. I’d say that’s a pretty decent price to experience the new #1 way to finish up #2.





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3 comments:

  1. I <3 Waitrose. - I wonder if they'll do an economy range made from nylon, for the less discerning "tush." Hmmm…

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  2. Dude, I'm so not their target market. I buy like Target brand single-ply. Hubs uses way too much TP for me be splurging on the soft stuff :)

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  3. Is this a first hand review? I'm a Charmin man myself.... I can't resist the commercials with the bears!

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